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my mom does all the grocery shopping

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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(via nirvanawifi)

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spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(via maraadyer)

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sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'

sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’

‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'

(Source: 4rtmusic, via larryfoolishlyinlove)

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me on my dash:i swear to god i've never seen this post before yet somehow i've liked it already
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shitsuren-chama:

fallofhyperion:

how do i say “i want to leave lipstick marks on the inside of your thighs” with just a look

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(Source: sybilreiszs, via larryfoolishlyinlove)

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via youmakemewanttowritepoetry)

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alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

(via drusillabllackthorn)

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bellaisbadatmath:

fleurlungs:

“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”

— Matty Healy (The 1975)

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(Source: hightydes, via han-rawr)

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